You know it’s time for a haircut…
June 4, 2008
…when you step out of the shower, dry your hair and realise that you look just a little too much like Wolverine.
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Nice. Fortunately you have plenty of product to fall back on.
Thanks Ed, I was worried that this little corner of the blogosphere wouldn’t provide ample opportunity to show off my coiffure.
Looks like you must have received your latest bank statement then?
Be like me, Dave, just call them up and tell them they’re still bastards.
Regards, JR
I’m just glad that I can safely wear a beanie in this weather.
I’m not sure it’s possible to look too much like Wolverine, provided of course you can back it up by healing instantaneously and making knives come out of your knuckles at will.
I’ve saved the photo Dave.
Oh Ray… you’ve saved this photo to do WHAT WITH IT?!
I call it … insurance Bron, (against any future DfA “assaults!)
Btw, happy birthday Bron (phew, I just got that in before midnight). How many candles?
Just having another look at that photo Dave I think you really should go for the No 1 job when you finally get that haircut. It would add … well, years.
The problem with short hair cuts Ray, is that they emphasise the large areas above my temples where there is no hair. The only way to avoid this balding look is to go with something like Robert Smith from The Cure used to favour.
You mean the Pater Garrett look? No one knows if Garrett is really bald because he’s kept it shaved since his twenties. Not a bad strategy. Alternatively there’s always …. Advanced Hair Studios (yeah, yeah).
Just boycotting this blog to say to Ray, thanks dude. How many candles? Just the one. Numero Uno.
“Boycotting”??? Why the fuck did I say that?! I meant HI-JACKING! Sorry, Dave!
That’s what Dave wants, hi-jackers – he’s just sick of those boycotts. Cheers Bron, hope you had a good one and got off your face too.
One word: ouzo.
*makes gargling sound*
Let’s be honest Bron, like most bloggers I’m a page count whore, you and Ray can treat this post as your own personal chat room as far as I’m concerned.
Oh OK. Well. Um. What can I say now?
Something about Fleshlights would be good, Bron.
Yeah, you reckon?
Not gonna.
First warning Ed.
The Editor = pwned.
Actually AWOL’s got a great photo of Wodonga’s giant fleshlight. It’s all lit up too:
http://alburywodongaonline.wordpress.com/2008/05/27/spic-and-span-but-still-as-ugly-as-sin/
That’s something to look at, alright.
And just as ugly as a Fleshlight.
It’s also even less useful than a Fleshlight
In a town known as ‘DONGA and with a Mayor called WANGMAN, that tower has got to have some possibilities.
Got ya Dave:
http://alpineopinion.wordpress.com/2008/06/07/border-mail-blasts-blogs/#more-1870
Hey, at least I stood up for you against the Border Mail.
Sweet! My first first warning. Looking forward to many more.
wow… you look like absolute shit, and much older than usual. How dare you post something like that in public. Dave you are no longer my brother.
Mmmmm. Choice.
So Dave, 9 days & 32 comments later, have you finally had that haircut yet? If so, another photo perhaps so we can all compare “before & after”? It could be another caption contest.
I haven’t had a haircut yet, but I have taken to wearing hats or headbands everywhere.
Oh, we’ve gotta see the headband Dave. Come on.
Headbands are making a comeback Ray, don’t be the last one on the bandwagon.
What I wear is a Buff which I originally bought to go under my helmet, but I’ve taken a liking to wearing more often. If you want to see it look here
Oh, I want to see it Dave – on you! So does Grods.
Btw, it’s rather versatile. Just the thing for : robbing banks, terror attacks and surprise visits on the Border Mail office.