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By: links for 2009-04-26 « King Valley Online

links for 2009-04-26 « King Valley Online — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 14:04:00 +0000

[...] Introducing « Dave from Albury’s Weblog It’s a proud day here at “From Albury” enterprises. I’d like to introduce our newest franchisee, Matt from Albury. Matt’s yet another Albury based, Mac using, geeky, blogging dude. However, he manages to look tidy at work and shower regularly, meaning that the content of his blog will be much sharper and sweeter smelling than anything that you read here. [...]

By: Ray Dixon (Bright)

Ray Dixon (Bright) — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:57:19 +0000

Yeah grab him. He’s cutting-edge, innovative & very refreshing. He’ll be taking on Kieran before you know it.

By: Dave from Albury

Dave from Albury — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:53:31 +0000

I think I need to sign up rayfromalbury.wordpress.com before you do.

By: Ray from Albury

Ray from Albury — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:43:40 +0000

Thanks very much, Dave, for approving my application to join the ever-growing ‘Dave From – From Albury’ empire. I’m just rapt to be part of this new movement designed to take over the world. Well take over the north east … or how about we just start with a takeover of Albury?

Anyway, I’m working on my first post and it’s about (no, not geek stuff) … street violence in Albury! Here’s a rough draft:

Hey dudes, what’s all this bshit I herz bout. Yous want to cloze the pbs erly or sumthing? Yous want 2 crack down on uz yungar ppls? Yous all a bunch of wankards and yous wuldent nose nuthen bout it cos yous all 2 freekin old. The problum is this: Micro chipping. Geddit? Yous gotta micro chip ppls so theyz dont get away with it any moor.

I ran it past Doreen and she liked it. What do you think?

By: jr

jr — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 06:59:00 +0000

All that hard work, Dave, and you plan to reward yourself with what?

By: Ray Dixon (Bright)

Ray Dixon (Bright) — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 05:37:36 +0000

I’m betting ‘Dave from Bright’ will be about as intelligent as a ‘Save Brighter’.

‘Ray from Albury’? Hmm, that gives me an idea!

By: Dave from Albury

Dave from Albury — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 05:33:26 +0000

I’m in negotiation with a ‘Dave from Bright’ and a ‘Ray from Albury’. At this rate I’ll be able to shout myself a cheeseburger at Maccas by the end of the year.

By: Ray Dixon (Bright)

Ray Dixon (Bright) — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 05:24:11 +0000

Oh just own up, Dave. You’re a shameless franchisor and you don’t care what side of politics your franchisees are from, or how stupid they are. How long before we see a ‘Dave from Bright’ emerge on AO?

By: Dave from Albury

Dave from Albury — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 03:27:54 +0000

Nothing to do with me. At least he’s less objectionable than the “Dave from Bathurst” who comments on Bolt’s blog.

By: Ray Dixon (Bright)

Ray Dixon (Bright) — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 02:58:53 +0000

I see you’re also franchising out the ‘Dave From’ name. You’ve got a lot to answer for with your newest recruit:

http://alpineopinion.wordpress.com/2009/04/26/white-sunday/