Dice should be random

April 27, 2009
by Dave from Albury

Dungeons and Dragons has become a regular part of our routine here in the Dave from Albury Compound. Thursday nights bring a combination of miniature figurines, beer, my Dungeon Master’s screen, beer, half-elves,beer kobolds, beer, and of course polyhedral dice.

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Now I’ll admit that I haven’t ever really given much thought to dice in the past, the most common type I’ve used are the cubes that we’re all familiar with (a d6 in D&D terminology). But in Dungeons and Dragons, every action succeeds or fails based on the roll of a d20, that’s a 20 sided die. When the difference between continuing the game with your character or having them die on you comes down to a good roll, you want to make damn sure that the d20 is good quality.

Enter Colonel Louis Zocchi, proprietor of GameScience Dice. Now Louis takes umbrage at the performance of low cost, tumbled dice with curved edges because of their non uniformity. In fact, the idea that players’ characters could be killed off because of a d20 that can’t make a saving throw really irritates him no end. If you have 20 minutes to see the results of an obsession with a product, take a look the following two Youtube videos.

Now I don’t know if Lou Zocchi is right or whether he’s just peddling quack science in an attempt to sell his stuff, but I am impressed with his passion. I’m so impressed that I’ve ordered a set of GameScience dice and so has everyone else in my game.

Imagine how wonderful the world would be if everyone was so committed to making things as good as they possibly could be, if every manufacturer and consumer refused to settle for lower quality crap. I think we could do with a few more Louis Zocchis.

16 Responses leave one →
  1. April 27, 2009

    The big question is – are there enough D&D fans willing to part with Rudd dollars to keep this poor misguided Colonel Louis Zocchi afloat through the recession?

    He will probably write the book titled, “How I beat the recession was a roll of the dice”

  2. April 27, 2009

    What we often forget Greg, is that the tiny market that we have in Australia is not representative of the rest of the world. With a domestic US market of 300 million people, even a niche, low cost product like this can keep you in beer and pretzels for a good while.

    Think about what you could do if Dungeons and Dragons became a hit in India or China though.

  3. April 27, 2009

    You’re right about our market clout here in oz, Dave. When I attended the Frankfurt Book Fair in Germany a few years ago, it consisted of over 9,000 exhibitors, spread over a number of multi storied buildings. Staggering!

    But this quote of yours …

    “Imagine how wonderful the world would be if everyone was so committed to making things as good as they possibly could be, if every manufacturer and consumer refused to settle for lower quality crap. I think we could do with a few more Louis Zocchi”

    … isn’t that just a continuation of excuses for buying a space pen?

  4. April 27, 2009

    jr, it’s actually an excuse for my new crumpler bag, moleskine journals and macbook. The Space Pen requires no more reason than climbing Everest, because it’s there.

  5. April 27, 2009

    It’s the macbook that needs no excuse, Dave.

  6. April 27, 2009

    Tell me Dave, this D & D thing on Thursday nights at your place, does it involve ‘dress-ups’? If it’s a sex thing then I understand the obsession. Otherwise I’ll stick to the Footy Show.

  7. April 27, 2009

    It does sound a little BDSM.

  8. April 27, 2009

    Looks like your original blog has now been officially hijacked, Dave.

  9. April 27, 2009

    Looks like your original blog has now been officially hijacked

    No JR, it’s right on track:

    Thursday nights bring a combination of miniature figurines, beer, my Dungeon Master’s screen, beer, half-elves,beer kobolds, beer …

    The “Dungeon Master” has definite sexual overtones. What does he do behind that screen?

  10. April 27, 2009

    Ah, no dressing up Ray. And it’s all very PG thank you Keri.

    jr, I’m just glad that Bron hasn’t shown up yet, she and Ray are a worrying pair.

  11. April 27, 2009

    It’s only a matter of time before Bron becomes aware of your Thursday night antics disguised as innocent games. Oh, here she comes now.

  12. April 27, 2009

    DID SOMEBODY SAY DUNGEON?

    I’m ready to play!

  13. April 27, 2009

    Dave’s place on Thursday nights, Bron. I’ll se ya there.

  14. April 27, 2009

    I’ll also “see” you.

  15. April 27, 2009

    And there goes the neighbourhood.

  16. April 27, 2009

    Just invite them in, Dave. The more the merrier.

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