Sloppy Joe 4 PM

October 7, 2009
by Dave from Albury

Caption comp time. What is the brains trust of the Federal Liberal Party saying here?
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“For the last time Chris, you’re not the only one here who can wear a lilac tie”

10 Responses leave one →
  1. October 7, 2009
    RodH permalink

    Yes Joe, its my turn for the lunchtime Maccas run, now how many cheeseburgers did you want again was it three, or four, and no I wont forget the diet coke?

  2. October 7, 2009

    Yes, I know he’s pretending to be interested in what we are talking about, Joe. But trust me, he’ll go away if we keep ignoring him.

  3. October 7, 2009

    Look Hockey, get off your fckn Twitter and stop saying, “Malcolm’s a dead man”.

  4. October 8, 2009
    Lee permalink

    Malcom, this would easier if you just turned your back to us.

  5. October 8, 2009
    Lee permalink

    Turnbull: “How did things go so wrong that I now have to listen to Christopher Fucki’n Pyne?”

    Hockey: “Useless, pathetic, whining, annoying, nancy… maybe if I sit on him he’ll stop talking?”

    Pyne: “I wonder if I can get that tie in cerise?”

  6. October 10, 2009

    Pyne: “You can’t have the job Joe, you’re too fat and people only like you because you are bloody harmless.”

    Hockey: “Look, Malcom’s fucked and who else is there, Abbott? He’s hated. You? You’re a little whiny, schoolgirl, poofy prick.”

  7. October 10, 2009
    bobz permalink

    Well that’s agreed – and let’s pretend that guy with the comb-over isn’t listening.

  8. October 11, 2009
    Monty permalink

    You know, I think I’m at my peak. I think I’ll give Kokoda another crack. What’s the worst that could happen?

  9. October 12, 2009

    Continued: “… that they dub me the minister for silly walks V2?”

  10. October 13, 2009
    Lee permalink

    “Are you sure about this Chris? I don’t recall the role of Manager of Opposition Business including dressing the shadow ministry.”

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