I admit it, I’m a name snob. I have been known to read through the birth notices of my local paper with squeals of glee as I’ve come across strangely spelt, culturally inappropriate, or just plain bizarre names. I have laughed out loud at what I thought these choices of names must say about the intellectual capacity of the parents who chose them. However, I can now see that my haughty derision of these people was completely misplaced.
Because I should have been saving my contempt for the halfwit who named his son Adolf Hitler. This guy has killed name snobbery forever, how could anyone compete with Adlof Hitler as a name for your child? How can you pour scorn onto someone who has misspelled an American state and decided it would be a good moniker, when you know that there’s a kid out there called Adolf Hitler?
Heath and Deborah Campbell weren’t content to settle with little Adolf either, they backed up with JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie. How can anyone compete with that kind of crazy?
I’m sure this kid will have all kinds of fun growing up in New Jersey, which proportionally has the second largest Jewish population of any US state. As for me, I guess I’m going to have to find another ten minutes entertainment on Saturdays to replace the fun that this family has taken fom me.