A sub-editor for a major metropolitan newspaper sent me an unedited copy of one of the stories filed by the Australian Press corps travelling with Prime Minister Rudd in the USA.
OK, like that guy Kevin, was saying a while ago that he was going to go and hang with Barry’s gang, and we all thought that he was just big noting himself ’cause when George’s gang were still top dogs John used to hang with him and so we figured Kevin just wanted to look like he had friends.
Anyway, the other day Kevin says he’s seriously going to see Barry, and we’re all like, sure you are, and he’s like, well come and watch then, so we did. And OMG! Barry totally let Kevin hang with him and THEN Kevin went and hung out with Barry’s friends Nancy and Hilary. We couldn’t believe it.
Anyway, when Kevin was leaving Barry’s place we called out “Hey Barry, why don’t ya com to our place” and he was all like “That’d be cool. I’ve been before, I love you guys.” Can you believe it? Barry really likes us? That is so cool.
Hillary actually said we were best friends, well sorta, she actually said that she didn’t have any better friends, so we’re at least on the top rung. So suck on that UK, we’re just as good as you.